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Tuesday, June 3

Concorde

One of the most common documented ways of dealing with tragedy is the immediate and apparently spontaneous arising of dark humour. Are we temporally distant enough to be able to accept these?


Did you hear that one of the Concorde pilots asked the other if he were going home after his shift?
He said no, he was just going to crash at the hotel ...

The European Commission have met and declared that Concorde's impeccable safety record will stand.
The hotel was in the wrong.

Affluent German tourists choose to fly Concorde. They would not be seen dead on anything else ...

How do you fit 100 Germans into a small French hotel? On Concorde!

I know that the Germans like to get to the sun-loungers first, but isn't this just a bit ridiculous?

Overheard at the Hotelissimo, Gronesse: "Waiter! There is a Concorde in my soup."

Air France has just introduced a new express service for their premium travellers, guaranteeing that you can be off your plane and in your hotel in all of two minutes.

Why is Concorde such good value for money?
You get the hotel thrown in.

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