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Thursday, June 12

Discipline

A lady rancher advertised for help in the local paper. Two men applied for the job: one drunk and the other gay. All other things being equal, she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a very hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.

For weeks the arrangement was working out very well. Then one day, the lady rancher said to the hired hand, "You've done a really good job and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.

However, one a.m. came and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he showed up around two-thirty, to find the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace. She quietly called him over to her.

"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.

"Now take off my boots." He did so, slowly.

"Now take off my socks." He did.

"Now take off my skirt." He did.

"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told.

"Now," she said "take off my panties." He slowly pulled them down and off.

Then she looked at him and said, "Don't you EVER wear my clothes to town again!"

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