Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Monday, June 9


His wife was holding a dinner party for all the major people on the small Key West community. It was a special occasion, everything had to be perfect, but at the very last minute she realised she didn't have any snails. Quickly she shoos her husband out the door with a bucket. He sighs, and heads down to the beach to begin collecting snails. Slowly he begins filling his bucket.

When it is almost full and he looks up again, he finds himself looking at the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

She's just there to do a little swimming, but they get to talking, and after a while one thing leads to another. When next he remembers to look at the time, it is seven o'clock the next morning. "Oh, no!" he exclaims. "My wife's dinner party!"

So as quickly as he can he grabs all his clothes and pulls them on, races out the door and down the beach (not forgetting the bucket), and makes it to his house so out of breath that he trips on the stairs and spills all the snails. There are snails all the way down the stairs, there are snails trailing out the door.

Just then the door opens, with a very angry wife standing in the doorway.

He looks at the snails all down the stairway, he looks at her. Then he looks back at the snails and says, "Come on, guys, we are almost there!"


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