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Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Monday, June 23

Investing wisely

If you bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.

If you bought $1000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, and traded in the cans for the nickel deposit, you would have $79.

Obviously the sane strategy is to start drinking heavily.

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