Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Wednesday, June 11

Relax a little!

A crusty old Marine sergeant-major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. Although there was no shortage of young, idealistic ladies in attendence, the sergeant-major still seemed somehow isolated from the glitz and glamour. Finally one of the young ladies took it upon herself to try to include him. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations. "It looks as though you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

Tiring of getting nowhere, she finally said, "You really should lighten up a little. Relax, enjoy yourself."

No response, so she added, "I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but, er, when was the last time you had sex?"

"1959, ma'am."

She blinked. "Well, there you are! You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1959!" And with that she took his hand and led him to a private room, where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1959!"

"I hope not, ma'am," said the sergeant-major, glancing at his watch. "It's only 2130 now."


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