Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Saturday, June 14

Setting them straight

It was coming onto the first night of the honeymoon, and as they were readying themselves for this special night, the new husband suddenly tossed his trousers over to his new bride: "Here, put these on."

She did, and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your trousers," she objected.

"And don't you forget it! I am the man, and I wear the trousers in this family."

She smiled and flipped him her knickers: "Try these on."

"I can't get into your knickers!"

"And that is the way it is going to stay until you change your attitude."


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