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Sunday, July 13

Accuracy in all things

After having waited for an audience for quite a while, a Jew is finally admitted to the presence of the Pope. "How can I help you?" asks the Pope.

"Is it true that you are the messenger of God here on earth?"

"Yes, my son."

"Well, you know, I own a little restaurant back in Jerusalem. I have inherited it from my father, who had it from his father, and so on and so on. So the other day I was going through my balance, when I noticed something was not quite right."

"Yes, my son? What was it?" asks the Pope.

"Well, I have an unpaid bill for thirteen persons dated year 33 A.D ..."


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