Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Thursday, July 17

Prerequisites

Female interviewer, asking about a new Boy Scout military program: So, General, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

General: We are going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

Female interviewer: Shooting? That is a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

General: I don't see why, they will be properly supervised on the rifle range.

Female interviewer: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

General: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

Female interviewer: But you are equipping them to become violent killers.

General: Well, you are equipped to be a prostitute, but you are not one, are you?

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home