Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Sunday, July 27

Lost in translation

A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Jones had passed him via usher. It read, "Bill Jones having gone to sea, his wife desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety."

Failing to observe the punctuation, he startled his audience by announcing. "Bill Jones, having gone to see his wife, desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety."

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