Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Friday, July 11

The parrot

Her dishwasher quit, so she called in a repairman. Unfortunately the only time he could come was while she would be at work. "I will leave the key under the mat," she said. "Leave the bill on the counter, and I will mail you a cheque. Don't worry about the bulldog, he won't bother you -- but whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!"

When the repairman arrived, he discovered the biggest, meanest-looking bulldog he had ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet, watching the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however, drove him nuts with his incessant yelling, cursing and name-calling.

Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer: "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"

To which the parrot replied: "Get him, Spike!"


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