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Friday, July 18

State-of-the-art watch

A rather confident 007 walks into a bar, and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually glances at his watch. Noticing, she asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "I have just acquired this state-of-the-art watch, and I was testing it."

She is intrigued. "A state-of-the-art watch? What is so special about it?"

"It uses alpha waves to communicate with me telepathically."

She raises her eyebrows. "What is it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you are not wearing any knickers ..."

The woman giggles. "Well, it must be broken, because I most definitely am wearing kickers!"

007 tuts and taps his watch. "Damn thing must be an hour fast."

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