Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Sunday, July 20

Sunday school

Little Grace was not the best Sunday school student, having a tendency to fall asleep during the class. One day the nun called on her just after she had falled asleep: "Tell me, Grace, who created the universe?"

When Grace did not stir, little Johnny, seated beside her, surreptitiously poked her with his pencil. She jumped and shouted, "God Almighty!" and the nun smiled and said, "Very good."

It was not long before Grace had fallen back asleep ... just as the nun's questions came around back to her: "Who is our Lord and Saviour?"

Again she did not stir, so once again little Johnny poked her with the pencil. She jumped and shouted "Jesus Christ!" and the nun smiled and said, "Very good."

This time Grace did not quite fall back asleep, so she was just awake enough to hear the nun's next question to her: "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"

But being awake, she also knew what else was coming -- so before little Johnny could do anything, she jumped up and shouted: "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I will break it in half!"

The nun fainted.


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