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Saturday, July 26

Twisted home remedies

  • When choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
  • Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.
  • Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
  • To treat high blood pressure: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. (Remember to use a timer.)
  • A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
  • If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be too afraid to cough.

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