Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Sunday, August 24

Moral guidance

After mass, a priest was approached by one of his flock who had a rather unusual problem. Seems her two female parrots had come with a single pre-learned phrase: "Hi, we are hookers. Wanna have some fun?"

"Oh dear," exclaims the priest. "But as it happens, I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots to my house. I will put them with my two male parrots, whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Your parrots will soon learn to stop saying that terrible phrase and learn how to pray and worship instead."

The lady is very relieved, and brings her female parrots to the priest's home the very next day, and finds the priest's two male parrots praying a rosary. He places the newcomers in the cage with them, and at once the female parrots pipe up and say, "Hi, we are hookers. Wanna have some fun?"

The two male parrots glance at each other. Then one exclaims, "PUT THE BIBLES AWAY! OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!"


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