Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Tuesday, September 2

Getting it right

The nurse and the doctor stopped off at their usual bar for their usual after-work libations, a margarita and a hazelnut daiquiri. The bartender has already begun making the drinks before he suddenly discovers that he was completely out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he throws together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts instead, and sets the two drinks on the bar in front of the doctors.

All to no avail. After a single sip, the doctor exclaims, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri. It tastes like hickory nuts!"

"Of course it's not," says the nurse. "It is a hickory daiquiri, doc."


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