Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Saturday, October 11

Accident prone?

The cowboy was applying for a health insurance policy, so the insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions.

"Ever have an accident?"

"Nope, nary a one."

"What? You have never had any accidents at all?"

"Nope. Ain't never had one. Never."

"That is rather hard to believe. No accidents at all?"

"Well, rattler bit me one time."

"Wouldn't you consider that an accident?"

"Hell no. Damned varmint bit me on purpose."


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