Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Monday, October 27

Comparisons

The maid was very upset with the lady. "I tell you, madam," she shouted, "your husband has told me himself that he thinks I am a better housekeeper, cook, and laundress than you are. And he thinks I am prettier. And I am better in bed."

"I suppose he told you that too," demanded the lady.

"No. The gardener told me!"

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