Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?




Thursday, October 23

Contingencies

The date was not going well. Fortunately, he had arranged to have a friend call him, so he could have an excuse to leave, just in case something like this happened. After he got off the cellphone, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression, and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."

"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"

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