Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Wednesday, October 15

Degrees of happiness

John McCain's airplane breaks down on the tarmac on his way to the debate, and so Barack Obama loans him and Sarah Palin a seat on his own. Once they are high in the air, Palin looks down and muses, "You know, I could throw a $100 bill out the window right now, and make someone very happy."

McCain laughs. "You know, if you threw ten $10 bills out the window, you could make ten people very happy."

Never one to be outdone, Obama suggests, "But throwing a hundred $1 bills out the window would make a hundred people very happy."

The voice of the pilot comes on over the overhead speaker: "If all three of you were to jump out the window, you would make the entire country happy."


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