Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Tuesday, October 14

The dream of all women

Walking along the beach, a man found a bottle half buried in the sand. He opened it, and at once a genie appeared in front of him, who promised him three wishes.

"All right," said the man, "first I want a million dollars in a Swiss bank account." *POOF!* and the access codes were in his hand.

"Next I want a cherry-red Ferrari." *POOF!* and the car was in front of him.

"I wish I were irresistable to women." *POOF!* and he turned into a box of chocolates.


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