Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Sunday, October 26


Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds when she ran out of gas. She walked to the nearest gas station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas, but the attendent told her the only gas can he owned had been loaned out.

Time was tight and she decided not to wait, so she walked back to her car to look for something she could fill with gas. In time she found the bedpan. She carried it to the station, filled it with gas, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.

As she began pouring the gas into her tank, a car coming up the road behind her nearly ran into her before it finally veered around, its driver was staring that hard. As he pulled over to see if he could help, his passenger shook his head: "If it starts, I am turning Catholic!"


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