Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Friday, October 10


A member of the Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, explodes one day in mid-session and begins to shout, "Half of this Senate is made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!"

At once the gavel comes down on him. If he does not withdraw his statement, he will be removed from the chambers.

After a long pause, the angry senator accepts. "I withdraw what I said. Half of this Senate is NOT made up of cowards and corrupt politicians."


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