Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Saturday, October 18

Take it!

Husband and wife are asleep late one night, when she suddenly hears a noise downstairs and wakes up. Then she nudges her husband: "Wake up! There are burglars in the kitchen. I think they are eating the pot roast I made tonight!"

"What do we care," says the husband sleepily. "As long as they don't die in the house ..zzz..."


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