Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Friday, October 10

Wouldn't you like to get away?

An anteater walks into a bar and asks for a drink. "Okay," says the bartender. "How about a beer?"

"No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o," replies the anteater.

"Then how about a gin and tonic?"


"A martini?"


The bartender sets down beside him. "Hey, friend, if you don't mind me asking, why the long no's?"


Post a Comment

<< Home