Smile of the Day

Life is getting much too serious, yes? Who doesn't need a daily smile?

Tuesday, December 9

At no extra charge

Customer at the counter of a lawn ornament shop: Give me four of those elves, two of the big reindeer, two of the small reindeer, and one of those bent-over, fat Mrs. Santas with the ridiculous bloomers.

Shop owner: That will be eighty dollars for the elves, fifty dollars for the big reindeer, twenty dollars for the small reindeer, and a big apology for my wife ...


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