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Thursday, December 11

Technicality

A burgler broke into the home of a prominent local lawyer, stealing the lawyer's Christmas presents from under the tree. Scrupulously, he leaves the wife's and children's gifts alone. As he is escaping from the house, he has the bad luck to run into a policeman, who promptly arrests him.

He confesses to what he has done, but tells the policeman that he can't be arrested. When the policeman asks why, he explains, "Because the law states that I am entitled to the presents of an attorney."

1 Comments:

Blogger LadyStyx said...

LOL!!

5:13 PM  

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