That "special" Christmas gift
Never be caught speechless when you get given that singing Christmas tree at the office party! Here are some ideas what to say:
- Hey! Now there's a gift!
- Well, well, well ...
- Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes, that would have fit perfectly.
- This is perfect for wearing around the basement.
- Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires.
- If the dog buries it, I will be furious!
- I love it! but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
- Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.
- To think -- I vowed to give all the gifts I got this year to charity.
- I really don't deserve this.